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Diary of a Veggie Sausage ep. 3 - a comedy diary

The story so far...

A veggie sausage called Mart is in the middle of the war between meat sausages and veggie sausages. He turns up living next to a meat sausage and one day gets fed up with it all and catapults himself out of the house he is in and lands in the middle of a birthday party.

Here is a link to episode 1 and 2


(Friday night! I hope that cheetah gets away from me I am not sleeping on the floor for another night)

“Ow!” that really hurt, I fell asleep on the floor! I think I’ll look around and see the smaller table to see what’s on it, I just changed my mind I will run around because I don’t want to get pounced on by a cheetah. “Whew” this is better. “Ahhhhhh”

I am falling off the table “Oh no oh no oh no.” I have fallen into a bowl of sausages I need to think of a plan but I know I can’t climb out. It’s a bowl not a plate, I guess I’ll have to go to sleep, luckily there were other veggie sausages so I wouldn’t get chucked in the bin if they were all meat eaters.


I woke up to some noise - oh no the people were coming and one picked me up oh no oh no I fell out of their hand and fell in the bin! Then I got knocked out.


It’s the morning and I really need a bath , I have bits of prawn cocktail on my head and birthday cake on my face and pizza in my hair. Luckily I found a house that had a bath in it, I was so dirty that I had to let the plug out and fill it up again. Oh when am I going to get clean?

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Hi I am James and I am writing this in my new floating diary I got for my birthday It is so cool I was amazed when I got it but my brother ripped it and now I'm so angry with him I could kill him. wh


May 28, 2020

Great how you have kept going with the bangers and mash diary Leo, well done - look forward to one or two more episodes of this one.

When you start planning a fresh story-idea, how about an adventure, with real characters (including animals?), who get into a few scary scrapes? Only if the idea appeals to you, but it might be interesting to try writing different story types? Jan


May 26, 2020

Ha ha! Veggie Sausage is not having a good week. Love the description of all the gunk he's covered with. I think he should take matters into his own hands and wage a war against the Meats! Keep going!

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