Updated: Sep 19, 2021
1 why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because chickens hadn't been invented yet!
2 knock knock!
alike you your funny!
3 what kind of bees make milk?
4 why should you take a hammer to school on the last day of school?
because its breaking up day
5 how many eggs does it take to make a stinkbomb?
quite a phew
what did the tv say when its remote broke?
I'm out of control
6 why did Tigger look down the toilet?
he was looking for pooh
7doctor, doctor I feel like packet of biscuits
what the ones with holes in them?
yes those ones
you must be crackers then!
8 what was wrong with wooden cars?
they wooden go
9 what do you call a cranky GPS
10 why did the boy bring toilet paper to the party
because he was a party pooper